I made a bunch of comments critical of the site and then banned myself (deleted account) before they could ban me. “You can’t fire me, I quit!”

I mean the state of Texas is right. The heat didn’t kill him, they did with their negligence.

My cat prefers to drink the water that has pooled in the shower

Isn’t that a good thing? Free river!

Everything’s bigger in Texas, including the power outages!