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    6 days ago

    Is no one else gonna do it? Alright, guess I’m it.

    Steve Harvey: “We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?”

    Contestant: “The penis”

    SH: “A WUH… HUH??”

    audience erupts into laughter

    Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself

    laughter gets even louder

    SH: O lordy…

    one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

    SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP

    the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls

    the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

    SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says…

    the board shows 100 for “penis”

    Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end