• randon31415@lemmy.world
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    Moscow: “Trump ordered that October suprize a month ago, Demetri, where is it?”

    Demetri: “Relax, voting doesn’t start until next Tuesday. I plan of bomb blowing up on Monday before.”

    Moscow: “Voting is this Tuesday, not next!”

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    8 hours ago

    … Shouldn’t this be a big deal? Or is it just getting drowned out by the election?

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      7 hours ago

      It is a big deal, and it’s being drowned out by the election. But, the election is over tomorrow. We may not know the exact results, but we may need a wartime consigliere.

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    This is the funniest shit to put behind a paywall.

    “Bombs may come to the US! Pay us to know more”