That jacket got him laid.
He also has a really nice oven.
If AI is so great, he could have avoided all this drama by just getting an AI mistress. What’s up with that Huang?
now he finally can really get into trump’s inner circle…
She isn’t a child, but a Chinese spy. Though I’m sure he’s already plenty experienced in that area, too.
He probably thought his shitty jacket was the reason he was getting removed.
That and the fact that he’s a billionaire.
That’s the joke.
The joke is that it was a Chinese spy. 🙃
Because he is a billionaire and CEO.
And we thought he was professional.
Sex, power and money are obsessions to men who’s insecurities they wish to fix through these means. There’s typically a reason why the billionaire always looks like the guy with the micropenis.
We all have stories about how he fucked us.
Are you really going to keep that jacket on in bed?
Yes.
Just an affair? C’mon headline, it’s not every day we find out a billionaire and CEO has fallen for a foreign honeypot espionage operation
“Honeypot operation” but it is selling billions in dollars of graphics cards
So five 5090s?
Love it when bad people have bad days 😆
Why does the board care about this?
The person he had an affair with is a suspected spy, that’s why.
Is there a law against that?
Yes.
18 U.S.C. § 793
18 U.S.C. § 951
It isn’t a legal matter for them. The Board cares just about the value of NVIDIA on the Stock market, and whether any industrial secrets have been leaked.
The board probably doesn’t. The Feds do. So the board does.
Why do the feds care about this?
Because Nvidia is forbidden by US law to sell their AI-chips to China.
Board investigation:
TIL this scheme is also called a honeypot
They won’t do shit. He makes them too much money.
And nothing will happen. This was about to hit the press and they want to get ahead of it.
