Rage Against the Machine
‘Tropical Fuck Storm’, obviously. Duh.
Screaming Headless Torsos
Gorillaz, because a collection of gorillas is called ‘a band of gorillas’.
Might also be why it’s the worst name.
Edit: apparently ‘a troop of gorillas’ is used a lot too.
Unfortunately, Metallica
I don’t listen to their music but I’ve always liked the band names:
… And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead
and
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Those names are just so ridiculous, I love them.
I was just about to write GYBE
I’ve never listened to a GYBE record, but I did see them live once and it was incredible (and incredibly LOUD). I really should check out their recorded stuff, but I have this sense that it just might not match up to that night 😁
Yeah they’re absolutely a live experience, you just can’t get the same hit by listening on record
You should listen to their music
Both of those are amazing bands, and their music is fire.
The name is kinda meh, but Party Cannon wins the logo contest on every poster I’ve seen them on.

Those completely illegible metal(?) band logos are hilarious, and the Party Cannon logo is doubly hilarious!
Yo why is that more metal than the other logos
Butthole Surfers
And they win best documentary name for the forthcoming release: Butthole Surfers: The Hole Truth and Nothing Butt (https://metrocinema.org/event/butthole-surfers-the-hole-truth-and-nothing-butt/).
Shout out to goofy Psych rock/stoner metal Adjacent bands
*King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard *Psychedelic Porn Crumpets *Doom Gong *Stöner *The Sword *Castle Rat
Psychedelic Porn Crumpets
Absolute Zero
Spinal Tap
Nirvana, The Interrupters, The Temptations
Idk, but Cherry Poppin’ Daddies is definitely the worst.
It’s only slightly better than my favorite Cherry Poppin’ Daddies tribute band The Hymen Bustin’ Fathers
…and yet they were invited and played the Super Bowl XXXIII (January 31, 1999) halftime show (they were good too btw)
Meat Puppets







