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minus-squareALQ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up49·15 days agoYou know, now that you mention it…maybe that’s not such a bad idea, eh, Donny-boy? You keep yours, we’ll keep ours, and we’ll see who has the better economy after.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up20·15 days agoLiberal states will get invaded and treated as foreign territories
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up34·15 days agoToo bad we have most of the population, more guns, and more active duty service members. Red states don’t have shit.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up39·15 days agoThey have me. A Texan who will giggle while he performs sabotage
minus-squareArcher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·15 days agoIf the giggles are Texas sized it’s legal
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 days agoAre you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·15 days agoThat checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 days agoWhat was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
minus-squareALQ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·15 days agoI don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.
minus-squareHakFoo@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·15 days agoGoung for the plausible deniability aspect. Electric grid implodes It was like that when I got there, sir.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 days ago“Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???” -massive explosion in background- *ahem* “Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
minus-squareNollij@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·15 days agoAs the saying goes, Steel wins battles, gold wins wars. That’s why I’d bet on California.
You know, now that you mention it…maybe that’s not such a bad idea, eh, Donny-boy? You keep yours, we’ll keep ours, and we’ll see who has the better economy after.
Liberal states will get invaded and treated as foreign territories
Too bad we have most of the population, more guns, and more active duty service members.
Red states don’t have shit.
They have me. A Texan who will giggle while he performs sabotage
I salute you, sir.
If the giggles are Texas sized it’s legal
Are you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
I’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?
That checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
What was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
I don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.
Sabotage on Texas?
Goung for the plausible deniability aspect.
Electric grid implodes It was like that when I got there, sir.
“Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
-massive explosion in background-
*ahem* “Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
As the saying goes, Steel wins battles, gold wins wars. That’s why I’d bet on California.