With the Israeli-Palestinian conflict escalating, sectarian violence boiling over in Iraq, and Syria mired in a civil war that’s now more than three years old, the Middle East continues to be plagued by bloodshed and unrest. Here are The Onion’s tips for finally bringing peace to the troubled region:
You were singing their praises just now.
Sure empires create stability inside themselves. Otherwise they wouldn’t be able to exist.
You’re clearly moving the goalposts so I’ll just disengage from this conversation.