The sad part is the penis amputation he had to go through, forcing him to hire immigrants to have sex with his wife because he now can’t. This man suffered enough, I think we can give him a break.
“forcing him to hire immigrants to have sex with his
wifecouch” FTFY
JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
I heard he got RFK’s brainworm. This might make him smarter.
That fucking eyeliner
Ok, for real, is he actually wearing eyeliner or does he just have the most emo possible natural eyelashes?
Most people you see on camera will have some level of makeup on, however I hear he likes to do his eyeliner himself. (I can only confirm the part before the coma though)
He wears it sometimes. You can tell the pics when he doesn’t. I don’t think he did at the RNC. I’m sure some conservatives would have been concerned if he did. Men wearing eyeliner is, apparently, more popular in India than in the US. Maybe his wife like it?
Midwest emo, JD Vance.
don’t you put that evil on us
It’s a music genre btw
I met Bob Nanna one time while he was hosting trivia
No surprise he’s fine with make up
Don’t you mean “sofallis”?
Couch-rot
New world record, man has given syphilis to over 100 coutches!
Pretty eyeliner J.D. 🤔
It drives couches into a frenzy.
Is he wearing eyeliner?
Yes!
Sounds like he’s admitting to grooming kids with his non-gender-confirming makeup.
To the camps with him.
Huh… I mean alright I guess? Surprising though.
To be fair, a far-right wing lunatic having consistent principles would be more surprising…
Always did no? Probably for some obscure reasol like to anger the left or something.
Idk lol I don’t really follow his makeup routine closely. Just noticed in this photo.
i was about to post the same thing, what the hell’s going on there lol.
He looks like a sex doll from Temu.
And sex doll from Temu is refunded. Thanks for ruining my good times. 😭
Don’t have unprotected sex with the call couches. Who knows what nasty was in them before!
I don’t get it. I think you’re supposed to make something up, right?
Only a dirty couch crammer would do something like that.
JD Vance gave my cat syphilis.
He just bragged about getting some good hairy removed…
And you have to make something like that up just so people listen about JD Vance gave your cat syphilis, then that’s what you should do.
This meme would have had a bigger impact if it weren’t something that was true. The point would be to lie about shit about him to call attention to his bullshit.
Saying things that are provenly true isn’t going to carry much weight.
Ewww, weird scumbag.
His Syphilis is entirely untreated. Has been for years. It got to his brain and caused him to write Hillbilly Elegy.
His entire personality since then has been unbridled Syphilis brain.
JD is nothing to clap about
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