• beebarfbadger@lemmy.world
    2·
    2 months ago

    "You are hereby being summarily executed for one or more of the following offences:

    Playing a game that

    • Contains one or more characters that fail to explicitly decry wokeism and transgenderism at least four times per hour.

    • Contains one or more characters that do not declare unending loyalty to Our Absolute Sacrosanct Sovereign Trump.

    Signed, Department of Piousness, making America GREAT again, one raid at a time"

    • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
      2·
      2 months ago

      • Contains at least one minority character who is not there only comic relief, the first to die, or a “bad guy”

      • Contains at least one female who is more than a love interest or is dressed in a way deemed inappropriate

      • A World War 2 period game which displays the German army in a negative light

      • In which the United States Police Force or any branch of the Unites States Military is not portrayed in a positive, heroic light

      • Portray the Unites State government as having any form of corruption or not working in the interest of our great nation’s interests.

      • Contains an enemy who is not foreign from one of the approved nations or races, acting against the interests of the United States.