The amazing thing about Satanists is that they’re so incredibly chill and wholesome, and the only reason to hate them is because you hate Satan. They’ve never hurt anyone, or done anyone wrong. They just have a mascot that drives Christians insane.

I’m just glad no one was hurt.

Sounds like somebody has no faith in their god’s ability to fight its own battles. Shockingly reasonable in a broken clock kind of way once you get past that little terrorism thing.

That is definately something jesus would do. (sarcasm)

Something something Christian love, something hate,