• DandomRude@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 day ago

      If Jesus were a U.S. citizen, he would certainly organize a general strike that would last until the oligarchs were driven out of the temple once and for all.

      He probably tried that long ago, but received no support from the American people and was therefore forcibly shipped to a concentration camp in a foreign country thousands of miles away, where he likely perished … or even worse … no one knows where he is … the U.S. authorities refuse to comment on the matter, yet they continue to commit mass murder in his name…

      • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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        13 hours ago

        “Jesus? Sounds hispanic and probably illegal.” – Trump, MAGA, ICE, GOP, etc.