During its flyby of Earth on 20 August, ESA’s Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer (Juice) found ingredients for life in Earth’s atmosphere.
  • hydroptic@sopuli.xyz
    40·
    2 months ago

    Oh don’t worry, we’re working on fixing that. There may be life on Earth, but no intelligent life.

    • palordrolap@fedia.io
      8·
      2 months ago

      I about gave myself an aneurysm deliberately and pedantically (and dare I say, facetiously) trying to parse this as written (lack of punctuation) rather than as intended.

      Any such pain is well deserved, of course, but still.

      Best guess, something owns or has some oversight of an entire group of human (or at least sentient) control tests (or control testers) that are identified by the letter ‘a’.

      There is no conclusive evidence that its b control test people are better than its a control test people.

  • spittingimage@lemmy.world
    7·
    2 months ago

    Okay, so now we know that Earth has the necessary elements for life to form. We won’t be able to confirm it actually has until we go there.

  • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
    4·
    2 months ago

    yeah but so’s lunchables. pyrrhic victory

    neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level ok mfer

    ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese

    could even do it like a little big mac so it’s like cracker ham cheese cracker ham cheese cracker

    shit there’s nobody says you can’t go like ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham. great big ol hampuck just for me.