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minus-squareX@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month ago“Damn, so the Unsinkable sank, eh? That sucks.” “Not at all, she’s moored at the pier as we speak. I just wanted another one.” “Oh. I thought there was a grim joke there.” “Yeah, most people do, which itself is kind of a joke. Shrimp removedtail?” “Can’t. Allergic to shellfish.” “Damn, that sucks.”
“Damn, so the Unsinkable sank, eh? That sucks.”
“Not at all, she’s moored at the pier as we speak. I just wanted another one.”
“Oh. I thought there was a grim joke there.”
“Yeah, most people do, which itself is kind of a joke. Shrimp removedtail?”
“Can’t. Allergic to shellfish.”
“Damn, that sucks.”