“oh how wholesome, they’re holding ha-… Oh.”
each other microphones,
Ah right of course! Silly me!
Logo of the Broomstick Collective
Impressive coordination
Is it tho? Seems like you have one top hand and one bottom hand. I get the top hand needs to be working but do you suppose the bottom has requires that much effort?
Impressive graphic design
The logo for the community … CIRCLEJERK

Ironic, coming from the most ban happy instance on Lemmy.
If you don’t like what you see here in this lemmy community or my account block me. I recommend it. I block all the people who leave me dumbass comments making excuses for American imperialism. Libs can’t seem to follow the rules and really dig in, no one is going to ban you for this shitty comment you left. Lemmy is censorship proof meaning even if you get banned from an instance you are still free to use the service and even set up your own instance and communities.
Screenshotting people, collecting dossiers on their wrong-think and circlejerking about your intellectual superiority in harassment communities is a form of thought policing. Where libs attempt to intimidate and influence people to actually stop participating. It is way crazier and more pathetic than being moderated on a forum that there are people here that sit here for hours collecting and posting information for outrage.
2 hands!?
Double your pleasure, double your fun
For a decrease in MJT.
jercling
Cursed Ubuntu (Cumbuntu)
It would be more efficient if they stood with their dicks end to end, and each jerker could maximize stroke time by stroking middle-out, two dick per hand, that’s four dicks each.
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Does girth similarity affect their ability to jerk different dicks simultaneously?
ok ulrich
Red and green need to switch sides with blue and and black. Clockwise it goes W G R B U
sad Mark Rosewater noises
I looked more closely and their heads have the same shading as the dots on the card back. OP posted an MtG meme and didn’t even realize it lol
jubilant Mark Wahlberg orgasm noises
Why he sad?
WUBRG out of order. Mark Rosewater is basically the boss of Magic: the Gathering, and seeing his beloved color pie in disarray is sure to bring him to the point of tears. Also, I’ve been informed on multiple occasions that explaining the joke makes it funnier, so I hope that this was not only informative, but also peak comedy, thank you
Please mark as NSFW!
If these people could read they would be really mad.
Who gives the best handy?
Red for sure
Oh look the wizards of the coast are holding the orbs for magic the gathering together. They are highlighting great deck color combinations too. Right? Right?
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