- FYI, there are “yachts” and then there are yachts. For every billionaire’s mega-yacht with helicopter pads and dozens of crew and whatnot, there are thousands of decades-old, sub-40-foot sailboats that some hippie bought for $1 and spent a year fixing up at the marina in hopes of doing the nautical equivalent of #vanlife. - Unfortunately, the ones being attacked by the orcas tend to be closer to the latter. - Fuck - Yes, we need to train and arm the orcas better. - Now help me get this explosive suicide vest on the whale - Please don’t use endangered species for suicide missions. - removed we’re going to be endangered species too we’re all in this problem that only we created together! - Give a whale a suicide vest and he might sink one random yacht - Teach a whale how to use power tools and he will kill billionaires for a lifetime 
 
 
 
 
 
- Hello there, friend! - I feel like the totem I’m carrying came to life - I come bringing joy and guillotines to the working class! 
 
 
- Pretty sure with enough money killer whales could be wiped out very fast. - Came here to say this. Don’t give them any ideas please 
 


