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This reminded me of when I was hiking in Peru once and needed to pee badly. We stopped after a while, and I went to relieve myself behind some rocks. Five minutes later, much to my despair, the guide explained that the rock formation was sacred to the Incas.
If it makes you feel any better, chances are that countless birds have peed on those specific rocks through history.
Old comment but birds have a cloaca, so they piss and shit out of the same hole. It’s even worse than you imagined.