Koalas are disgusting little shitbuckets. Pandas any day.
Panda, no question.
Koala’s are chlamydia riddled, sharp-toothed little bastards. People see them as Gizmo but they are actually a Gremlin that has ripped off Gizmo’s skin to wear it.
I know pandas aren’t that smart either, and they are bears too but koala’s are no joke.
this is a very hard question…but I think koala.
it’s quite difficult to have a panda friend on your shoulder since they are 200+lb bears. big cost savings on food too.
huge downside to koala, they sleep a lot. I’m still torn though… :(
Torn apart by a chlamydia riddled tiny bear is what you’ll be!
Door number three: a red panda. Also known as the firefox — yes, the animal the browser is named after.
Seriously, look them up on your viral video platform of choice.
Come from behind victory here… excellent answer. I’ve seen them a few times over the years. They are little bundles of fluffy joy.
…man, now I legit want a Red Panda as a pet.
I think the koala is less likely to be able to injure me.
I have some bad news for you;
I think either would destroy me.
