Your sister must be fair as fuck
Fair as princess, it’s “fair as a princess”.
Fair.
“sword”.
That’s a decorative wall hanger. Not a sword.
On one hand yeah not really a sword sword, just mall ninja shit. On the other? Thought counts for a bit, plus how often are you doing sword shit anyhow?
Yeah, if you’re not actively doing HEMA or reenactment fighting, the main use of a sword is probably decoration.
Can you stab someone with it?
It is a sword.
A trident is a sword.
A fork is a sword.
A fork is multiple swords stuck to a stick.
Everything is a sword?
Pencils are swords now
That’s a rapier. There are swords that can’t stab at all. I don’t call toothpicks swords either.
Ornamental sword is not a sword?
Lol. Holds a finger up. Actually… Shut up
Start as you mean to go on. Sounds like a good catch.
If she dates him for any amount of time, she could end up with a full set of fantasy plate - she’d have to make sure he’s clear about the kind of coverage she wants, but those are good relationship evaluation points.
If it were my sister, they wouldn’t have my blessing before she’s fully clad in plate armor.
Oh she’s the most precious thing in your world? Well defend her then
Date: “I hear sword swallowing is a neat hobby.”
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Dump him. That’s a useless decorative sword that will probably break the first time you really need it. A real man would have brought a nice utilitarian machete that could be used for any number of jobs. Or maybe just a good quality pocket knife.
I don’t want sex on the first date, I want an Albion Long Seax.
And who says chivalry is dead
