Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months agoWho Is Trump’s VP Pick J.D. Vance?www.theonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1104
arrow-up1104external-linkWho Is Trump’s VP Pick J.D. Vance?www.theonion.comArthur Besse@lemmy.ml to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squaresolsangraal@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·3 months agopoor onion couldn’t compete with reality so they had to start printing facts
minus-squarealekwithak@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·edit-23 months agoI was gonna say… "Face Shape: Cherubic. Go-To Eyeliner Brand: Covergirl Intensify Me! Liquid Liner in Intense Black. When Scanned At Vet Microchip ldentifies Owner As: Peter Thiel". Where even is the satire?
minus-squareclassic@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 months agoFacts my ass 😡 this is clarely a removed hit piece!! Vance’s favorite eyeliner is Urban Decay 24/7 Glide-On Waterproof Eyeliner Pencil Maybe if you weren’t busy with your pronouns you would knoe that
poor onion couldn’t compete with reality so they had to start printing facts
I was gonna say…
"Face Shape: Cherubic.
Go-To Eyeliner Brand: Covergirl Intensify Me! Liquid Liner in Intense Black.
When Scanned At Vet Microchip ldentifies Owner As: Peter Thiel".
Where even is the satire?
Facts my ass 😡 this is clarely a removed hit piece!! Vance’s favorite eyeliner is Urban Decay 24/7 Glide-On Waterproof Eyeliner Pencil
Maybe if you weren’t busy with your pronouns you would knoe that