A Spanish tourist has been trampled to death by elephants in a South African national park after apparently trying to take pictures of a breeding herd that included three calves.
The 43-year-old man was killed on Sunday morning at Pilanesberg national park about 130 miles (210km) north-west of Johannesburg.
According to park officials, the man, who was with three friends, climbed out of his vehicle and walked towards the animals to take photos.
“Despite warnings from his fellow passengers, and occupants from two other vehicles that were at the sighting, he unfortunately did not heed their warnings,” the North West province’s parks and tourism board said in a statement.
Stupid Fucking Moron Dies Doing Something Stupid
A moron died today after being warned repeatedly to not do the thing that killed him.
Ignoring warnings and being clueless to the zoom feature on 100% of cameras and phones offered to the population today, he instead walked towards the 12,000 lb animal and its offspring, sending it into a rage.
The Not Quite Mensa Material was 43 years old and people who knew him are amazed he made it that long.
I feel bad for the other tourists who has to witness his stupid death.
Dum, dum, dum, another one out the gene pool.
Unfortunately not before he reproduced. Jared Diamond in “Germs, Guns, and Steel” points out that so-called primitive people are likely to be more intelligent than so-called civilized people probably because the dumb “primitives” get culled if they do something stupid. Whereas the stupid civilized people go into middle management
His argument went one step further as well I think: aside from the literal culling, he argued also that they used their brains far more often to solve actual real problems and avoid harm, and that this active engagement of their brains with their environment likely led to higher “general intelligence” than say safe western world inhabitants. As an employee of the “spreadsheet factory” I find this speculation highly plausible and compelling.
There is some data out there (that I read like 20 years ago and can’t find anymore) that tested two groups of juvenile rats. One group lived 24/7 with mom, and the other split time between mom and their buddies, playing and doing dumb young animal shit.
The scientists discovered that the rats with mom had a less developed brain vs the ones who split time. They posited it was due to the split time rats having to navigate friendships and conflict, forcing their brains to develop more complex neural pathways.
Extrapolating this to humans you can see what the repercussions would be (and in my experience, has become).
Oof. That’s like a cynical Douglass Adams joke.
You could be a newsreader, that was great!
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Funny
tourists go home!became such a popular sentiment among the spanish, while also out doing stupid shit in other countries, as a tourist.Maybe “tourists go home” was what the elephants were trumpeting as he got trampled to death
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Not the whole country but Mallorca and the Canary Islands had similar protests. I do wonder how the south coast feels about all the Brits going there.
Apparently people will downvote you for one person’s right to use one city to abstract an entire country filled with different nations.
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What in the actual f*&%:
According to park officials, the man, who was with three friends, climbed out of his vehicle and walked towards the animals to take photos.
So tourists think that they are domesticated animals?! They’re not dogs. Respect nature.
We were recently in Wyoming/Montana etc. where the moose and the buffalo roam. We saw people try for their Darwin awards by approaching these wild animals more than once. I feel sorry for their families. But if there ever was a FAFO situation, this is it.
If you watch fail videos, people constantly pick up wild animals and try to pet or kiss them. It’s very strange.
If not friend then why friend shaped?
The ducks in the park are free. You can just take them home.
My sister in law is from China—my brother moved there, got married, and they moved to the US. Apparently they had a very long conversation about wild geese in the park that went “wait, you’re telling me that all this free meat is here and not one person is taking any home?” for some time before she believed that people just like to watch the geese.
Better than squirt guns
(sad story, I know, but oddly similar to the story out of Barcelona this week…)
That was literally the last post I read before this one. In Spain they’re protesting to end tourism. In Africa they’re trampling Spanish tourists.
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If you think copy/pasting this (self-same) comment under anyone who mentions this happened in Spain is helping, you are just ignorant and I feel sorry about you.
K.
But a bit more deathy.
I didn’t have to read the article to know that this was someone being an idiot. Reading the article confirmed that.
Darwin Award winner spotted.
Tragic, and very stupid.
Listen to your guides, folks. It’s for your own safety.
Play elephant games, win elephant prizes
You’re on the African savanna. Don’t get out of the fucking car. Even if the elephants don’t trample you, there’s lions and hyenas and stuff. Just fucking stupid.
Never get out of the boat!
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If I was in a car somewhere in the U.S. with lots of death and I started to get out and everyone else in the car told me not to get out and two different cars driving by stopped and told me not to get out and then I got out anyway and got shot, yeah, I’d be fucking stupid.
But also, that’s not in any way the same as getting out of a car where huge wild animals that are historically known to kill people are roaming around free.
animals that are historically known to kill people are roaming around free
Americans then?
Elephants are also tired of those pesky tourists.
I did some work on the geology of Pilanesburg a few years back. To walk around outside the vehicles, we had two armed rangers accompanying us, both to keep us and the animals safe. It is unimaginable to think of approaching a herd of elephants on foot.
following the steps of his former king
This is the best summary I could come up with:
A Spanish tourist has been trampled to death by elephants in a South African national park after apparently trying to take pictures of a breeding herd that included three calves.
The 43-year-old man was killed on Sunday morning at Pilanesberg national park about 130 miles (210km) north-west of Johannesburg.
Pieter Nel, the board’s chief conservation officer, told Agence France-Presse that the matriarch of the herd had attacked after becoming “agitated” by the man’s approach.
The board offered its condolences to the dead man’s family and friends, saying it was “very saddened by this tragic incident”.
Last year 50 people were killed and 85 injured by wild animals – mostly elephants – in neighbouring Zimbabwe, according to local authorities.
The central government’s representative to the region told La Vanguardia that consular staff were travelling to the scene of the accident to take possession of the man’s body and repatriate it.
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