• Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Can we just make lives better for Americans and maybe some others by proxy? Please?

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      5 months ago

      Depends. Are you white? Have you accepted the Lord Jesus as your One True Savior? Are you a man? Are you rich? Do you eat a lot of meat? How big is your truck? Do you own flags? How many?

      Satisfactory answers to these questions are required. Failure to do so will result in extrajudicial murder from a cop who needs a vacation.