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VeganPizza69 ⓋⒶ@veganism.social to The Onion@midwest.social · 4 months ago

"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

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"Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes"

VeganPizza69 ⓋⒶ@veganism.social to The Onion@midwest.social · 4 months ago
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“Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes”

https://theonion.com/grocery-stores-meat-section-misted-with-fresh-blood-every-few-minutes/

by @theonion

#satire

#meat

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    4 months ago

    Myoglobin*, FYI.

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