Screenshot of the original’s post on reddit from 2011.
Alt text, since my words are too long for the uploading process:
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A long web comic, originally in rage comic form. The capitalist pig “Porky” is edited on top. The other person is the “Okay.” rage face from 2011, where the person looks dejected and depressed, unable to do anything about the situation. The “Okay” guy has an arrow pointing towards them saying “The American People”. The conversation is as follows:
Porky: We do not care that you people elected Gore, W.Bush is your president. / Okay.
Porky: We didn’t find those WMDs, whatever. We’ll invade Afganistan this time. War machine needs more budget. Don’t worry, you won’t see anything. / Okay.
Porky: We will nt protect your jobs. Why should we? IT’S A FREE MARKET. China builds phones cheaper. Don’t you like a cheaper iPhone? / Okay.
Porky has gotten a bit bigger, about 10% bigger than the previous images.
Porky: Do you ant FREE HEALTHCARE? Is that what you want? Socialism? If you are poor without a job you deserve to die faster. Ever heard of Darwin? / Okay.
Porky: Global warming? it will not be our children that will die of that. It’ll be those third world. Again, why should we give a fuck? KEEP PUMPING AND BURNING THE OIL and shut up. / Okay.
Porky has now gotten twice as big as he was when he started. Two “Okay.” faces are added to the following line, only one like before continues.
Porky: Goldman Sachs et al needs 700 billion in bonuses to save your ass. / Okay. Okay.
Porky: Btw, fuck those lazy fat overpaid Public Workers. We don’t care that they teach your child or protect your family. Someone has to pay for this weak economy, so fuck the Unions. You wanna compete with China? That’s your chance. / Okay.
Porky is now about 2.5 times as big, with the Human “Okay.” face being half of its original size.
Porky: Stop hining about your fading Middle Class. There are only Two Classes: Ours and the rest. At least you have television to dream to be like us. And yes, We will torture Private Manning to oblibion beacuse we can. No one fucks us.
Porky: Citizens Rights? Is that a joke? Do you ant a Patriot Act Part II? Your freedom is what we say it is. Deal with it. / Okay.
Porky: Remember, if you start to question us we’ll hunt you down as a terrorist. We own the Media. We own the Feds. We own the Military. We own Congress. And you don’t own shit. Don’t forget that. / Okay.
The “Okay.” face is now 10% the size was at the start, with Porky being 3 times larger than he started.
Cheers to poetic prose!