• db2@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    It isn’t yours, if you use them you signed it all over to them. They patented your DNA.

    • ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world
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      17 days ago

      I’m hoping in 500 years, my DNA sequence is found on a perfectly preserved micro SD card and my clone gets to meet President Camacho and take on Beef Supreme and the Dildozer on Monday Night Rehabilitation.

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        17 days ago

        That’s the optimistic timeline, we still have to actually get there first.

        I am sure you can come with what a pessimistic timeline would look like.

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      17 days ago

      The monsters.

      Well, that originally autocorrected to “mobsters,” but I suppose that’d work in a certain context, too.

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      17 days ago

      That’s not true in the slightest. I agree with the fuck 23&me sentiment but you don’t have to make things up to criticize them.