TAAARV! THAT’S A FAKKIN 'ER 'GRAYZIHS REHDBACK! FAKKER WIHL MAYKA SPIHT BLAD!

ME GIRL WANTS THA’ VENAHM, REENIE, SAYS “If ay sees that beech Zeberiel Cobirn, I’m invitin her around for a mushie and fakkin droppin 'er.” AND SHE’S COMIN ARAAN, SO I NEED A GOOD BREW TO DROP 'ER.

FAKS SAYK, GEHT YERSELF A FAKKIN’ NOOROOHOONEY, LIDDIHL BAGGAS LOOK LIKE BUTTON MUSHROOMS BUT THEY JUST FAKKIN LIHKWIFAI YA.

AW, MAYT, MAY SHE BLESS YA. YER A REEL ONE.