American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value as investors contemplate getting their magic beans from overseas.

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American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value

lmao

America’s magic bean market is in turmoil after a Chinese company unveiled a competing bean that’s less than one tenth the price but still just as useless.

😂 First line got me. Bookmarking the Beaverton

Finally some good onion

I love The Beaverton, their distinctive satire has always tickled my funny bone! They are the same level as The Onion.

Homer: Curse you magic beans!

Is this why they have so many bean counters?

I think the Canadian thing I am proud of most is the Beaverton. They give me actual civic pride and just the briefest glimpse of patriotism.