Garibaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months agoNaive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Existsthehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square72linkfedilinkarrow-up1774
arrow-up1774external-linkNaive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Existsthehardtimes.netGaribaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square72linkfedilink
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoThe assumption that you’re going to live to a ripe old age and still remember your own name.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 months ago“Don’t plan for tomorrow because you might not live through today” is a great way to die horribly tomorrow.
minus-squareLoss@sh.itjust.worksBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoThat’s cute but guaranteed if you’re under 30. If you’re under 40, you’re going to lose any and everything you save.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoI’m excited to hear you clean up on Short bets with that crystal ball of yours
The assumption that you’re going to live to a ripe old age and still remember your own name.
“Don’t plan for tomorrow because you might not live through today” is a great way to die horribly tomorrow.
That’s cute but guaranteed if you’re under 30. If you’re under 40, you’re going to lose any and everything you save.
I’m excited to hear you clean up on Short bets with that crystal ball of yours