Garibaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 days agoNaive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Existsthehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up1770
arrow-up1770external-linkNaive Man Puts Money Into 401(k) as if Future Existsthehardtimes.netGaribaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square72fedilink
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoThe assumption that you’re going to live to a ripe old age and still remember your own name.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 days ago“Don’t plan for tomorrow because you might not live through today” is a great way to die horribly tomorrow.
minus-squareLoss@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoThat’s cute but guaranteed if you’re under 30. If you’re under 40, you’re going to lose any and everything you save.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoI’m excited to hear you clean up on Short bets with that crystal ball of yours
The assumption that you’re going to live to a ripe old age and still remember your own name.
“Don’t plan for tomorrow because you might not live through today” is a great way to die horribly tomorrow.
That’s cute but guaranteed if you’re under 30. If you’re under 40, you’re going to lose any and everything you save.
I’m excited to hear you clean up on Short bets with that crystal ball of yours