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3 days agoWhy November? Is something happening?
Why November? Is something happening?
I’m surprised how many people feel they can differentiate steam moisture and sweat on their skin.
Front right: phone. Maybe keys if what I’m wearing doesn’t have damn belt loops.
Front left: wallet and earbud case. Maybe a pair of sunglasses if I forget that I can can just tuck em into my shirt collar since I’m a dumbass.
Back pockets: nothin’ because I’m not my dad nor a pyschopath.
Bonus: If I’m wearing pajamas with no pockets then I guess it’s all going in my elastic band / undies.