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The old flash-n-dash

Anecdotally, I’ve heard The Police’s Synchronicity II on the radio way, way more than Synchronicity I. They’re both bangers though.

Woke Hollywood strikes again smh

I see no reason not to tho

The thing is, a lot of the humor in that movie is like not that funny when you first see it, but then a couple days later out of nowhere…

You know I felt the same way about The Big Lebowski. First time I watched it? Meh. But I kept remembering the quotes (granted the internet helped with that). So I watch it again and it’s suddenly a totally new experience, like I’m finally on the inside understanding all the inside jokes.

Nah, in fact that’s a common pattern: people who suffered from abuse are more likely to become abusers. So we can definitely all be bullies and bullied.

Booty

And thus the truth floweth forth

Unlike tankies, Nazis actually do things in real life, beyond socializing in their niche internet forums

Just keep digging…

Lol, never heard that one before

I’m just praying they don’t stack

Shit, nice work!

I like Legos, now I’m at the ER getting my stomach x-ray’d

Lol what happened to “24 hours”?

Gross, but true

We already know how the last one is gonna go. “If they didn’t want to get raped they shouldn’t be dressing so suggestively”

They’re sneaky. My childhood home had several old big trees that housed a bunch of owls, plus some old buildings out back. Even though they were always there, I could hear them for hours every day (they have a specific song in my area) and they left pellets all over, I can probably count on one hand the number of times I’ve actually seen one. We had barn owls, but I saw another kind a couple times with darker, more ruffley feathers that would definitely blend in with tree bark. Like op’s owl but without the white. The thing was just standing in the middle of our gravel driveway for a few minutes. I swear it stood 2 feet tall it looked fucking huge. Then it just flew off without making a sound. Owls are fucking cool

I was totally buying it until I got to “mustard”