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minus-squarerumschlumpel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up52·1 month agoWho sees a pile of cheese wheels and thinks they’re in a restaurant? It’s clearly a cheese shop.
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 month agoSplit the difference, it’s a cheese-taurant. You can have cheese, cheese, cheese, spam, or cheese. And they’re out of spam.
minus-squareMachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoNot because we don’t have Spam, but because we can’t find it under all of the cheese.
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoSomewhere under that pile is a single can of spam, but its ring pull has broken off.
minus-squareNaibofTabr@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoYou mean you want cheese, cheese, cheese, Spam and cheese without the Spam?
minus-squareExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·edit-21 month agoC: Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per chance. O: No. C: Lipta? O: No. C: Lancashire? O: No. C: White Stilton? O: No. C: Danish Brew? O: No. C: Double Goucester? O: (pause) No. C: Cheshire? O: No. C: Dorset Bluveny? O: No.
minus-squareEnsignWashout@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 month agoC: Cheddar? O: No. We don’t get much call for it. C: But it’s the single most popular cheese in the world! O: Not around here, sir.
minus-squareNaibofTabr@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoWell, how about a little Red Leicester?
Who sees a pile of cheese wheels and thinks they’re in a restaurant? It’s clearly a cheese shop.
Split the difference, it’s a cheese-taurant. You can have cheese, cheese, cheese, spam, or cheese. And they’re out of spam.
Not because we don’t have Spam, but because we can’t find it under all of the cheese.
Somewhere under that pile is a single can of spam, but its ring pull has broken off.
You mean you want cheese, cheese, cheese, Spam and cheese without the Spam?
I don’t like spam!
C: Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per chance.
O: No.
C: Lipta?
O: No.
C: Lancashire?
O: No.
C: White Stilton?
O: No.
C: Danish Brew?
O: No.
C: Double Goucester?
O: (pause) No.
C: Cheshire?
O: No.
C: Dorset Bluveny?
O: No.
C: Cheddar?
O: No. We don’t get much call for it.
C: But it’s the single most popular cheese in the world!
O: Not around here, sir.
Well, how about a little Red Leicester?