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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days ago

What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?

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What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days ago

The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song but chickpeas can only humus one.

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Took me a second to get that. Gross. But also lol

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