The FBI says former President Donald Trump has agreed to be interviewed as part of its investigation into his attempted assassination in Pennsylvania.
      • just_another_person@lemmy.world
        6·
        3 months ago

        Whoa whoa whoa. Hang on a second there, buddy.

        I do remember him stuffing his fat face with KFC as well. Very gross people on both sides!

      • paddirn@lemmy.worldEnglish
        8·
        3 months ago

        For anyone else, straight to jail. For him, it’s an “official act”, so… whatever.

    • quicklime@lemm.ee
      8·
      3 months ago

      “People are saying – the best people, believe me, I know some wonderful, beautiful people, you wouldn’t, you just, it’s shocking, the way they – my ear took a direct hit from the biggest bullet. The hardest… and you won’t hear this in the media, you know, they’re making sure of it… see, this is the kind of treatment, very unfair, it’s what they do to you when you tell the truth, so unfair… the hardest an ear has ever been hit by any bullet, that’s what my doctor tells me, he says, Mr. President, sir, that bullet would have hit your ear even if it had been distracted by cyber cloud manipulation or whatever the hell the feds have been doing under Sloppy Joe…”

      • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
        3·
        3 months ago

        Lol some people are so good at imitation trump-babble I don’t even know how they can do it. Maybe just write a few coherent but false statements and then replace the second halves of each sentence with ellipses?

    • AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world
      2·
      3 months ago

      Trump isn’t under investigation here, he’s one of the victims. What could he tell the FBI that they don’t already know? I’m pretty sure members of the secret service are required to provide records of what they saw anytime there is an incident. Trump isn’t a medical professional, if he says he was shot and it was actually shrapnel that doesn’t mean anything, he’s not expected to provide acurate medical diagnosis.

      • LesserAbe@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        I don’t think anything will come of it, but just in case you’re not aware, it’s a crime to lie to the FBI. So while they’re interviewing Trump as a victim, if he knowingly lied about something, even unrelated to the shooting, that could be the basis for criminal charges.