Dang, that Mountain’s grandfather is one dapper scoundrel. He should be in the Riviera, convincing oil heiresses that he is a prince or something.
He doesn’t look so big, to me.
The seed is strong.
Crikey, it’s a long way down to the sofa for these guys.
The mountain’s wife is tiny. Not a dwarf, but just small.
You think “dwarf” is offensive? What about the Dwarves from LOTR? Or the Dwarves from WoW? Or the Dwarves from OnePiece? Or the Dwarves from Norse Mythology who made Thor’s hammer? Dwarves are awesome, “little people” sounds like an even worse insult than the M-word.
Try saying “little person” with the tone of voice you’d talk to a kitten meowing at you. And then say “Dwarf” like a Nordic guy.
Those would be mythological dwarves, not human dwarves.
To whoever’s downvoting me, were you under the impression some human blacksmith brothers crafted Odin’s spear and Mjolnir?
